Really? Is this necessary? In one word, no. Absolutely not. I know people have flocked to the previous three, but I think Disney is just milking it at this point. I was bored after the second one. I guess even Johnny Depp can't say no to a blockbuster salary. Note to self: remember to avoid the movie theaters the weekend this is released-- pure kiddy madness, I'm sure.
What cool new ~hijinx~ is Captain Jack Sparrow going to get into now?
That reminds me...
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden named their new bundle of joy Sparrow James Midnight Madden. For comparison, they named their first kid Harlow Winter Kate Madden. The girl baby's name I was down with. Sparrow? Are they in cahoots with Disney? I don't even know.
Sparrow- one can only assume they were thinking of Captain Jack Sparrow. I hope they have some other reasoning. I hope maybe Joel's great grandfather's middle name was Sparrow. Give me something to work with.
James- I love this name. It's simple but has an ~elegance~ to it. My only problem with it is that it might be too simple and it's a very common name. I'm not surprised this was not the first name... not at all.
Midnight- sue me, but I think this would be an awesome name for a celeb baby. MIDNIGHT MADDEN. Sure, normal human beings like you and I probably couldn't get away with that shit, but this is Nicole Richie and Joel Madden we're talking about. It kind of sounds like a game or something, but for a hollywood baby, I think it works. Although it's no Pilot Inspektor or anything...
